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What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

How do snowmen get information?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?