Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do cats wear to work?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you call a small mom?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

When should you start writing a book?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?