What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?