What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What country has the most fish?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What part of a football field is never the same?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What animal should you never play poker with?