Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?