Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

How can you make 7 even?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?