Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Sloth.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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