What do you do when two snails fight?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?