Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

How does one gelatin greet another?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?