What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

How do you make a cow float?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why are cowboys always religious?