What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?