What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Families are like fudge.

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?