What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
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