What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
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