What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What is blue and not heavy?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?