Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

It's allergy season again?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why are winter days great?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?