Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
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