Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

It's allergy season again?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?