Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
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