How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do frogs eat in the summer?