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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

How do bees get to school?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?