How do you arrest a pig?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?