Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
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