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What is a table you can eat?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

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Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

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