Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which Star WarsĀ® character works at Applebee'sĀ®?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What birds make average students?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
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