What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do you call a cow with two legs?