Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which celebrity always frowns?
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