How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?