Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What sweet treat never panics?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
A book just fell on my head.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Where do horses reside?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
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