What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?