Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
How long will dinner be?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
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