What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?