What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
