What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
