What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

How does a cow do math?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why are cause and effect so close?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?