What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Which president loved to take baths?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why can't you trust a pig?