What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Where would you find an elephant?