What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What says: oom oom oom?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
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