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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Where do T-Rexes shop?