What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What British bugs are the best singers?

The museum curator needed a break.