What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What makes pirates such good singers?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why are goats so funny?

How long do chickens work?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you say if you meet a toad?