Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
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