What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the turkey join the band?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?