Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How is cat food sold?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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