Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's the richest basketball team?
Can February March?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
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