How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?