Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
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