Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What kind of books do boats write?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?