What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

How does a taco bless the table?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?