What do you eat on July 5th?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?