What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why are baseball games at night?