What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do golfers drink on the green?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
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