What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

It's allergy season again?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What goes up when the rain comes down?