What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How do eggs end a TV show?
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