What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
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What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What shape is bad at driving?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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