What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which is the worst season?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
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