What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do bees chew?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

How do billboards talk?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?