Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?