What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What did the sick chicken say?

How do chickens leave the highway?