Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?