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How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?