What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's a bear's favorite movie?