What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?