What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What is a whale's favorite sport?