What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?