What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why is a computer so smart?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?