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How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

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What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

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Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?