Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?