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I love you berry much.
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What condiment has wings?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
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What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
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