What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?