What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I love you berry much.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
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