What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?