Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
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