Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
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