Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a small mom?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
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