Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
It's Crowded!
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
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