Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What does winter fat turn into?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a handsome runner?
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