What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the rug say to the floor?
