What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you give a sick pig?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why are frogs always happy?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

How is life like toilet paper?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What money do cats use to go shopping?