What do sheep say when they're in love?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why is summer always sad?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call a short cow?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What animal makes the best lunches?

How do animals blend into the desert?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?