What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did the school bully have for lunch?