Why is furniture so generous?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?