What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the whale cross the road?