What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
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Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
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