What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do trees keep as a pet?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?