What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the stair machines call each other?
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