What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
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Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
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