What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Did you know about April 1st?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!