What do you call a cow with two legs?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What's E.T. short for?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What is a duck's favorite dance?