Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?