Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What TV show is most popular at bars?