When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?