Which relative loves rice?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's the noisiest food?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?