Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

When do mice play every day?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?