What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
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Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
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