What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you call a short cow?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?