What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Where do stars go to college?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.