What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do cows like to dance to?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why did the computer run out of money?