What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where do stars go to college?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What vegetables make the best music?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Which hot drink loves golf?