What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
I broke my finger!
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
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