Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..