Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?