What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What fish sings the best?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?