Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

How does a lion greet other animals?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

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What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?