What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What insect runs away from everything?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?