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What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What is the most faithful insect?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?