What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

How do fleas travel?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?