Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Which hot drink loves golf?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?