What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?