Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?