Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What did the sick chicken say?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

How do you make a bandstand?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?