Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What animal could Noah not trust?
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