Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

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I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?