Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do trees hate going to school?
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