What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?