Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What fish only swims at night?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?