Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?