How did the pirate call his mother?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did the icy road say to the truck?