What did the bicycle call its dad?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?