What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
What's the holiest insect?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
It's allergy season again?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
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