Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?