Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What birds make average students?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Which relative loves rice?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What instrument did the door play in the band?