Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What was the first animal in space?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Which insect makes the best father?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?