What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

How do football players deal with their problems?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?