What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why was the cow afraid?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?