What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What fish only swims at night?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do cats eat for breakfast?