What did the octopus use to write his novel?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?