Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?