Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What do you call a famous turtle?