What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
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Did you take the patient's temperature?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How do you wash a lamb?
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Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
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Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
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