What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.