Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's the noisiest food?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Which insect makes the best father?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you call a greedy elf?