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What bird is always sad?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How does a taco bless the table?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?