What did summer say to spring?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?