Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What did March say to the madness?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?