What animal loves a baseball game?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the foal cough?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?