Which animals make the best football players?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?