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What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why do crabs never give to charity?