What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

How do bees get to school?

Can February March?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?